.Awesome Exposed.: 2011-05-01

torsdag den 5. maj 2011

Mercedes SLS AMG

Click for larger image, it's in HD and worth a look!

The Mercedes Benz SLS AMG. My all-time favorite car. I would do nasty, nasty, nasty things for this car.

Click for larger image, it's in HD and worth a look!

If you feel generous, I'd like it in red, thank you.

See more beauty car-zonified.

What is your favorite car?

Team Six Stealth Helicopter Used In Osama Mission

The tail of the super secret stealth black hawk.

Wow, look at this. Special hardware for super top secret elite troops....it does not get cooler. Check out the super short tail blades. I've red experts say that the sound omitted from this beast blends in so well with background noise that you would not know this birdie was gunning for you before it was right above you!

It sounds likely as the neighbours to Osamas hideout said that they heard nothing until the chopper was just above them and all hell went loose! Due to complications, possibly engine failure, the chopper had to be left, but not before 26 of the deadliest soldiers on earth destroyed it in the spare time they had from killing the most wanted terrorist in the world...yeah, these guys are the definition of awesome.

This is a sketch-up of what the chopper could have looked like. Bad ass.

UPDATE:

More pictures

onsdag den 4. maj 2011

Hilarious parking cards

I badly want these cards in my car. At my workplace, I'd be able to hand these babies out 2 at the time. Impossible to find a spot, and nothing ticks me off more than to see some jerk parked in the middle of two spots or so.

I think I saw the place that sold them, but honestly they wouldn't be that hard to make yourself. Creating your own bad parking cards means you can also customize them. If you don't feel like keying someons crappy excuse for a car is serious enough you can replace with murder/bricks through glass/hiding-out-in-the-parking-lot-til-they-come-out-assault and more. The possibilites are endless and your only limits are your imagination and the nearest police patrol!

I do not condone violence.*

*Except if they do that shit twice in a row!

Good advice for my fellow bloggers

Hey guys,

Here are some free SEO experience, tips and tricks I have learned over time! :)

Most people think that if they add keywords like lady gaga, free download, Justin Biebers hairy feet and other popular tags they'll get more hits, but the truth is somewhat different.
If you are targeting keywords which are over-competitive and which have front page domination by Government and authority sites, your business will be relegated to the also-rans on pages 2 or 3 or worse.
Result? Minimal traffic. and a under-performing blog!

OK! Lets give a brief outline of what you should be looking for in keyword phrases

Firstly – keywords are the phrases which people are typing in to the various search bars (mainly Google at about 70% of searches) when they are looking for an answer, a product, a solution to a problem or a service.
But, here is the important part.
There is no advantage gained from marketing on particular keywords if they are not the phrases your potential real ( Real as in the people you really want to visit, no use having someone finding your blog then getting annoyed because that was not what he was looking for) visitors are typing in. You may find top search keywords with an awesome amount of traffic but these people may not be your customers. Finding keywords which directly reflect the thoughts of your customers is the art here.
You want regulars, not browsers! Besides, just using high traffic keywords actually might not even work. I know for a fact that a lot of the search engines web crawlers compare the keywords to what is actually written on your blog and will sort you behind others if the actual content varies too much from what you'd like it too seem as. 70 % of the keywords, atleast, should also appear in your website, the more times the better.

Some of this might be a little bit ambitious for your average blog, but the outline about adding keywords and meta tags to your blog is important if you want to get noticed in the world wide web jungle! I used this website to auto generate meta tags Blogger Tricks and there was a nifty guide aswell! Have a good wedensday everybody!

What side are you on?

Hey guys!

Just wondering which phone you are using and why!

I got a 3GS now, but it is starting to seem a little slow (bet they are doing this on purpose ) and I'm getting sick of Apple.

So I am thinking of getting an Android something, my little brother just did and he seems happy about it.

What do you guys have?

Added a poll for this one!

tirsdag den 3. maj 2011

Amazingly Delicious Looking Cake

To bad it's a lie.

Awesome Aviators!

Cool chrome effect! Found 'em for cheap at Amazon!

Limit to your love

Amazing track by James Blake. Check out the CMYK album too!

The CMYK EP is by far the best he has done. I got it from iTunes, but then found out amazon actually is cheaper...but eh, I'm glad i got it.

The Last Laugh

By Mr. Jones Watches. Very cool, time is read on the rotating teeth. Featuring the occasional gold tooth. So sick.

Liquid Light

One of my all time favourtie things. How awesome are these?
They are custom made out of LA i believe. The "water" is handmade glass specially made to fit into unique, old authentic pipes, drains and other metal bits. This one is my favourite one tho, check out more at Liquid Light

Awesome (f)art

Would be so sick to see in real life. Looks huge.

DEUS MONO SR542 MOTORCYCLE

Classy as fudge in a very old school kind of way. Love the wheels.

GITD Sneakers

They look mighty awesome. If you live in a futuristic adventourous cyber city you can wear them. Else, forget it. Unless you are Kanye West.

Snacks inside

Which one is your favourite?

All it is

I don't even know what this is. Awesome silk screen posters by NY based artist Cody Trepte. Check out the rest of these absurdly cool poster, guaranteed to kick the shit out of your stupid ferrari poster, here.