Hilarious parking cards

I badly want these cards in my car. At my workplace, I'd be able to hand these babies out 2 at the time. Impossible to find a spot, and nothing ticks me off more than to see some jerk parked in the middle of two spots or so.

I think I saw the place that sold them, but honestly they wouldn't be that hard to make yourself. Creating your own bad parking cards means you can also customize them. If you don't feel like keying someons crappy excuse for a car is serious enough you can replace with murder/bricks through glass/hiding-out-in-the-parking-lot-til-they-come-out-assault and more. The possibilites are endless and your only limits are your imagination and the nearest police patrol!



I do not condone violence.*

*Except if they do that shit twice in a row!